Inspire Positivity with Inspirational Quotes
Life is short, but my jokes are long. Thanks for putting up with me all these years!
#funny senior quotes
Age is simply the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Keep on shining, seniors! ????
Life is short, but these yearbook photos will last forever! Cheers to not blinking during the class photo.
I'm not a dropout, I'm just on a lifelong recess.
They say the best is yet to come... So can I just stay here?
Retirement is when you stop living at work and start working at living... and perfecting your shuffleboard skills.
I'm not aging, I'm ripening to perfection... like a fine cheese or a good bottle of wine.
Age is just a number, but maturity is optional... and highly overrated.
Don't worry about getting older. You're still gonna do dumb stuff, only slower.
My computer screen is brighter than my future.
Remember, the more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake.
I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
I finally learned how to right good.
I'm not late; I'm just fashionably absent from class.
I did it for the tassel; it was worth the hassle.
Dear high school, thanks for teaching me how to avoid sleeping and still fail.
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I am joking. – Unknown Senior
I’ve learned from the bad times and was humbled by the good. Thank you for a fantastic journey. – Unknown Senior
My computer screen is brighter than my future. – Unknown Senior
I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? – Chandler Bing
I am not a procrastinator. I just prefer doing all my work in a deadline-induced panic.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
I'm not old; I'm well-seasoned.
Retirement is when you stop living at work and start working at living.